Blonde jokes

  • Blonde Technology
    Q: Why did the blonde sell her television? A: To buy a VCR!
  • Half-Brainiac
    What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
  • Blondes in Sears
    Why do blondes go to Sears? Because the boys pants were half off!
  • How Many Blonde Jokes...
    Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One. The rest are all true stories.
  • Blonde's Favorite Ten Years
    What are the best 10 years of a blonde's life? Third grade.
  • Confusing Blonde
    Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She comes out and says she did.
  • Blonde Tip-toe
    Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
  • Ignorance
    Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
  • Blonde and a Sock
    A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''
  • Two Blondes and a Lake
    There were two blondes, one was on one side of the lake and one was on the other. One blonde yelled to the other, "How do I get to the other side?" The other blonde yelled back, "You're already on the
  • Blonde's Fav Blonde Joke
    What's brown and black and blue all over? A brunette telling too many blonde jokes!
  • Blondes and Iceberg
    Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only a telescope. One of the blondes was looking through the telescope and said, ''We're saved! Look, it's the Titanic!''
  • I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.
    How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.
  • Blonde Jokes
    Why are Blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can understand them.
  • Blondes at Sea
    What do you call nine blondes in the ocean? An air pocket.
  • Blonde on Socialism
    Blonde definition of socialism? Partying!
  • Blonde Car Hijinx!
    What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? Turning off the car!
  • Microwave Cookery
    Why'd they create the microwave? So blondes could cook, too!
  • The Blonde and the Worm
    Q: How does a blonde try to kill a worm? A: Bury it alive!
  • Blonde Crossing
    Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said, ''DON'T WALK.''
  • Blondes and Butter
    Q: What do blondes have in common with butter? A: They both spread for bread.
  • Dye, Blonde, Dye
    What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair? Artificial intelligence!
  • Blonde E-Mail
    How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk drive.
  • Blonde Destroyer
    What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer. A hula hoop with a nail in it.
  • Blonde Bummer
    What do you call a pimple on a blonde's butt? A brain tumor.
  • Blonde's Earrings
    Q.Why do blonde women wear hoop earings? A. Ankle holsters.
  • Blonde Cattle Ranchers
    Why don't Blondes make good cattle ranchers? They can't keep their calves together.
  • Blonde Half-Wit
    What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted
  • It's Like Voltron
    What's blonde and has an IQ of 160? A foursome!
  • Blonde in a Barber Shop
    A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair…
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