Bush jokes

  • Hans Across Iraq
    Dear Mr. Blix, Welcome to Iraq! It is so good of you and your Weapons Inspectors to visit my humble nation once again. My people are overjoyed to assist the totally neutral and gloriously impotent …
  • Capitalism for Dummies
    Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. American Capitalism: You have two cow…
  • Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans
    1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show! 2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time. 3. I'll finish what Bill started -- the interns. 4. Like father, like son. You …
  • Al Gore's Piercings
    Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring? He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.
  • Hail to the Moron
    It's finally come out why George W. is pushing childhood literacy. He wants America's children to be better off than he is.
  • Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo
    George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were riding on an elephant. A group of bystanders were watching intently. All of a sudden someone in the croud shouted, "Hey look that elephant has two assho…
  • Pink, Grey, & Stuck
    What's pink, grey, and can't fit through a doorway? George W. Bush with a javelin through his head!
  • The President Sucks
    President Bush wakes up one morning, looks out of the White House window and sees "The President Sucks" written in the snow in urine. Furious, he calls in the FBI and demands the perpetrators be found…
  • The Great Saddam and Bush Debate
    Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam Hussein's challenge to a televised debate, Tim Dowling exclusively reveals what could have happened had they met Tuesday February 25, 2003 Tony…
  • Nowhere to Hide
    President Bush is so stupid, he tried to hide in a corner in the Oval Office.
  • Wal-marks the spot
    Q: Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in Afganistan? A: Because there are too many Targets.
  • Half Bush
    Bush's mother prayed fervently that GW would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.
  • Hardworker, That Bush
    Bush is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and Moe!
  • Respecting the First Lady
    George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order. ''I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,'' answers the P…
  • Bush and Bill
    Out of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, which one do you think has been referred to as Mr. Bush more often?
  • Clinton, Bush, and Washington...
    Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic. As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ''Save the women!'' George Bush hysterically screeches, ''Scre…
  • George Dubya on a Sinking Ship
    George Bush is on a sinking boat. Who gets saved? The nation.
  • Puzzling
    George W. Bush is sitting in the White House kitchen putting together a puzzle and having a very difficult time of it. The first lady comes into the kitchen, and asks what he's doing. Very frustrat…
  • George W. and Moses
    George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and carrying two stone tablets in his arms. He approa…
  • Texas Transplant
    Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing George W. Bush's visit to their ranch earlier that day. "The funniest part," the first one said, "was when he kept trying to honk the cow's horns, …
  • Bush's Favor
    George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen, when a little man walks up to him. "Excuse me, Mr. Bush, but my name is Steve Case, and I'm here with an ext…
  • Bush and Clinton and Bush
    A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must be something, knowing that you put the Bush legacy back into the oval office." "Thanks to Bill Clinton," replied George. "Bush never left the office."
  • Dubya 'n' Drugs
    During his campaign, George W. Bush and his advisors were discussing spin control on his past drug problems. "Dubya," said his PR guy, "We've got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine…
  • Bush and Gore, together again
    Bush and Gore went fishing. Gore went on one side of the lake and Bush on the other. Later that day, Bush came back with 129 fish and Gore came back with none. Gore screamed for a revote. The nex…
  • Current Administration
    Q: Why are people so scared about the current administration? A: Because we're being ruled by a Bush, a Dick, and a Colin.
  • Bush and Polly
    Why doesn't George W. Bush eat parrots? A little thing called cannibalism.
  • Bush's Joint Chiefs of Staff
    George Bush is so dumb he thinks the Joint Chiefs of Staff are a bunch of indians who roll extra fat doobies.
  • George W. Bush was caught breaking
    George W. Bush was caught breaking the White House dress code by wearing blue jeans. Bill Clinton responded by saying, "I never broke the dress code. I just didn't wear pants at all."
  • Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say
    10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you all this time. These two beautiful twin daughters I have? They're clones. Mwa-ha-ha-ha! 9) My fellow Americans, I have to admit to something. I accid…
  • Pulling His Cheney
    George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, "Dick Cheney hanged himself in his bathroom!" Colin Powell says "Oh, No! Did you cut him down?" "Cut him down?" asks George W. "How could
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