Foreign jokes → Reasons for Being French
- When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
- Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
- You get to eat insect food like snails and frog’’s legs.
- If there’’s a war you can surrender really early.
- You don’’t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV.
- You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people’’s countries.
- You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
- Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.
- You don’’t have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street.
- People think you’’re a great lover even when you’’re not.
