Technology jokes → Emoticons
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some “ass-cons”? Here goes:
(!) a regular ass
(!) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(.) a flat ass
(^) a bubble ass
(*) a sore ass
(!_) a lop-sided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(o) an ass that’s been around
(O) an ass that’s been around even more
(x) kiss my ass
(X) leave my ass alone
(zzz) a tired ass
(o^o) a wise ass
(13) an unlucky ass
($) Money coming out of his ass
(?) Dumb Ass
