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An elderly woman takes her slightly deaf husband into see his local doctor.
Doctor: And what can I do for you today?
Old woman: It’s my husband Doctor. He has been under the weather for sometime and is not well, so he needs sorting out.
Old man to wife: What’s that?
Old woman shouting to husband: I’m just telling the Doctor we have brought you to see him.
Doctor: Right, can you tell him to roll his left sleeve up I’ll need a blood sample.
Old man: What did he say?
Old woman shouting to husband: He says you’ll have to roll your left sleeve up as he wants to take a blood sample.
Doctor: Also, I’ll need to take his blood pressure so will need him to roll up his other sleeve.
Old man: What was that?
Old woman shouting to husband: He says you have to roll your right sleeve up as he needs to take your blood pressure.
Doctor: Lastly, I’ll need a stool sample, urine sample and sperm sample.
Old man: What did he say?
Old woman shouting to husband: He says he wants to keep your underpants.
