Uncategorised jokes → No probs, here's a joke... Mick and Paul fancied a
No probs, here’s a joke…
Mick and Paul fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money, all together they came to a staggering 50 pence. Mick said ‘Hang on I have got an idea’ – went to the next butchers shop and came out with one large Cumberland Sausage.
Paul ‘Are you crazy? Now we haven’t got any money left at all’
Mick ’Don’t worry – just follow me’ and went into the next pub where he immediately ordered two pints and two large Jack Daniel’s’
Paul ‘Now you have lost it – do you know how much trouble we will be in – we haven’t got any money!!’
Mick ’Don’t’ worry – I have got a plan – Cheers’ They had their drinks and Mick said ’OK, I will now stick the sausage through my zip – you will go on your knees and put it in your mouth.
Said and done – the landlord noticed it – went berserk and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk all for free. At the 10th pub Paul said ’ Mate – I don’t think I can continue this any longer I am pi*sed and my knees are killing me…..
Mick said ‘How do you think I feel – I lost the sausage in the 3rd pub!!’
