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    The Penis requests a
promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

 - has to work hard;

 - has to work at great depths  - has to work upside down  - has no ventilation or air-conditioned environment at work  - has to work in a high humidity environment  - has to work at high temperatures  - does not get weekends and holidays off  - does not get time off after extra hours of work  - has a hazardous work environment that often causes illness.

    Request denied for the
following reasons:

 - does not work 8 hours in a row

 - does not answer immediately to all requests  - after a short activity period, falls asleep at work  - shows no fidelity to the workplace  - retires too early  - does not work at all unless pushed from behind  - does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work  - sometimes leaves work too early.