Found 7 results for david+beckham+ jokes
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Alex Ferguson calls David Beckham into his office. ' (Uncategorised jokes)
Alex Ferguson calls David Beckham into his office. 'David,' he says, 'I'm worried about your performance the last few games. You've been hopeless, completely off form.'
'Sorry, boss', says David. '…
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Sven Goran Ericsson is on "Who Wants To Be A (Uncategorised jokes)
Sven Goran Ericsson is on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and has reached the million pound question. Chris Tarrant says "Right Sven, this is for one million pounds, and remember, you still have two l…
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David Beckham Redux (Foreign jokes)
What do David Beckham and a Cartier watch have in common?
They both come in a Posh box!
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David Beckham (Foreign jokes)
What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
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David Beckham decides to try horse riding, even though (Uncategorised jokes)
David Beckham decides to try horse riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a…
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Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, (Uncategorised jokes)
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove …
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Ali G & Victoria Beckham Bo! I is ere wiv none (Uncategorised jokes)
Ali G & Victoria Beckham
Bo! I is ere wiv none ovver dan me main bitch outta da Spice Girls, Victoria Peckham. Wicked.
G: So Vic, is you really as posh as you say you is? Cos me mate Dave says…
